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    Aug 5, 2008 2:34 PM 37,058
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    Tucker Max's Movie Script: The Final Lowlights

    Do you know what time it is? Time for the final awful excerpts of hot lady-banging dude blogger Tucker Max's movie script, that's what time! In the first half of the film, we saw Tucker asserting his status as an alpha male; in the second half, he reveals his sensitive side. Below, the final three lowlights of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell—embracing the themes of multiculturalism, midget sex, and, yes, diarrhea. We hope this doesn't spoil the movie for you:

    4. Tucker's Friend Is Down With Mexicans, Mane:


    5. Tucker "Max" On A Midget Girl, Ha:


    6. Tucker Max Really Has To Poop Immediately:



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