From bro-blogger and aspiring Hollywood mogul Tucker Max's execrable movie script, p. 89: "TUCKER: I am going to hit it so hard, whoever pulls me out of you will become King of England." From Overheard In New York: "Guy #1: I'd totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England." Plagiarism, a sign of Tucker's fame, or just a widespread expression? Either way, it was only funny once. [Previously]

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