"After several great years together my last assistant and I have decided to date, thus making a professional relationship a conflict of interest. Be aware that this could be a temporary position if things do not work out between the two of us. All the standard prerequisites apply, positive attitude, promptness, attention to detail, good hygiene and strong fashion sense a MUST."More gratifying
Other duties that may be asked of you from time to time are: Personal shopping (i.e. belts) Cooking- experience with liquidarian preparation preferred but not required Pet management (I live in a ranch style home in the Hollywood hills so hope you like horses, dogs, and a prize winning show peacock) may be asked of you from time to time but not part of your regular dutiesSo! We have a belt-wearing liquidarian with a handsome peacock (unless that slyly refers to either an NBC dance show we don't yet know about or... well, never mind). That should be easy enough to suss, right? Help us help you.
- Assistant Needed for High Ranking Staffer on Hit Dance Reality Show [Craigslist via WYBM]