• By Richard Lawson
    Aug 7, 2008 10:11 AM 4,810
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    "My Name Is Princess Yellowboots, and I Have Come For Katie Holmes."

    "Are You Sure This Is The Prom?"

    "Ho Ho, Childrens. You Are To Be Getting Coals In Your Stocking Sacks! And Little German Flags!"
    read more: #opencaption, #splash, #katieholmes

    Suri With a Cringe On Top

    [Is this the saddest Open Caption ever? Katie Holmes, a nice young lady from Ohio, with her lovely daughter Suri, leaving Broadway's "The Little Mermaid" musical extravaganza, last night; image via Splash]

    Steverino_Begins' new line beats the original, Small Child Perfectly Embodies Correct Reaction To Celebrity Media Frenzy.


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