Paris Hilton Sued For Being Publicity Shy

Gadzooks. Paris Hilton has been accused of not doing enough publicity for something. The sort-of heiress and other things-doer basically lives for that stuff, so it's odd to hear that an entertainment company is suing her for inadequately press-whoring for something called National Lampoon's Pledge This!.

They're looking for $75,000 in damages for what they see as Hilton's failure to deliver on her contractually obligated "reasonable promotion and publicity." (Though, they seemingly have no problem with the "acting services" that are demanded in the contract). So, we're assuming this means that she didn't throw herself in front of a speeding train or self immolate or give birth to a shadow baby wearing a t-shirt for the film, because every other "reasonable" amount of publicity seems to be, well, all that she does.