Scarlett Johansson's Website Offers One Free Threesome With the Starlet, While Supplies LastTalk about your viral websites: in an apparent bid to piggyback off the infamous menage a trois in the upcoming Scarlett Johansson film Vicky Cristina Barcelona, scarlettjohansson.com is offering two lucky readers to join the starlet in what is being advertised as a "smoking-hot threesome." While the site's heavy reliance on capital letters and free downloads from Font Freak leads us to believe that it's operating without Johansson's official consent, we'll excerpt its breathless offer and let you be the judge:
Hey dude(tte) are you UP for a THREESOME WITH SCARLETT!!!? To help launch and promote the U.S. release of her new movie 'VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA' directed by WOODY ALLEN, starring JAVIER BARDEM & PENELOPE CRUZ, and in movie theaters on Friday, August 15, SCARLETT JOHANSSON cordially INVITES YOU to JOIN HER in a SMOKING-HOT THREESOME with one more (2+1) unbelievably darn LUCKY BASTARD WINNER (♂ or ♀).
All you've got to do is e-mail her your most personal and creative response as to why YOU WISH to be included in such an awesome treat, and you will be entered for a chance to win this smashing (baby) once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Though we have to give credit to the savvy scarlettjohansson.com production team for their well-timed promotion, we're a little surprised that they're simply soliciting for bad fanfiction and not, y'know, money. Better start clearing out your inbox, boys: those auto erotic fantasies from a certain well-chinned talk show host will have your servers crippled in no time.