Columnist: Slavery Was Awesome!"Slavery was good for the black man." This real column comes not from a neo-nazi pamphlet or the editors of the National Review, but from The Jamaica Observer, which is apparently less like our own Observer and more like a really contrarian Jamaican Slate. You will not see a finer example of conventional wisdom-upending this year. Take it away "freelance writer" Michael Dingwall! "Those of us who continue to see the millions of blacks who died crossing the Atlantic and the displacement of what we had in Africa as proof that slavery was a bad institution don't understand the mechanics of human development and evolution." Wow. This is just like when Alumbrados Illustrated published that essay on how the Spanish Inquisition wasn't so bad. He goes on!
While we continue to demonstrate our inferiority in the areas of science and technology, through centuries of being exposed to Europe on account of slavery, we blacks are now aware of the need for us to start excelling in these areas.
He's got a point! A terrible, offensive, insane point! All that remains for Dingwall now is to move to America and take up residence as the world's best token black conservative pundit and a fellow at the Ludwig von Mises Institute. (That postion, we believe, is without pay.) Slavery Was Good For the Black Man [Jamaica Observer via Stereohyped]