Poseidon Adventure thespian Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old and hale and hearty and writing books.

What's the secret to his vim and vigor, the bozos at Fox & Friends wanted to know. So Borgy leaned in close and whispered-apparently unaware of that newfangled "micro phonic" technology-"I masturbate a lot." Then everyone's heads exploded. Including Borgy's. (Do you get the gross joke that I just made?) Clip is above. [via BWE ]