• By Richard Lawson
    Aug 14, 2008 12:00 PM 7,681
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    Ernest Borgnine's Secret To Aging Well: Self Abuse

    Poseidon Adventure thespian Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old and hale and hearty and writing books. What's the secret to his vim and vigor, the bozos at Fox & Friends wanted to know. So Borgy leaned in close and whispered—apparently unaware of that newfangled "micro phonic" technology—"I masturbate a lot." Then everyone's heads exploded. Including Borgy's. (Do you get the gross joke that I just made?) Clip is above. [via BWE]


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