Have you been too busy this week—doing stupid things like spending time with loved ones or finishing your funny and poignant first novel or lying in a pool of your own vodka—to watch the games of the 29th Olympiad coming to you from the future in Beijing? Well you've missed a lot, let me tell you. Thankfully, through the magic of technology, our masterful video staff was able to compress all the highlights you missed into one minute. There's gymnastics and fireworks and Phelps and the Elbow Incident. Clip is above.

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