• By Richard Lawson
    Aug 15, 2008 1:15 PM 4,513
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    "Pretend I Just Said Something Impregnating."

    [Actor and floof goofer Tom Cruise walking his employee wife to her play rehearsal; image via Splash]

    KarenUhOh's new line handily beats the original, "Smile Like I Just Goofed Your Floof Back at the House. Do It."


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