More Divorce Rumors, More Cook-Brinkley Nonsense

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick may seem really happy and content with life, but it's just a carefully-constructed façade that is now crumbling to pieces because Broderick can't stop himself from cheating. Or at least that's what the Star is claiming after it caught sight of SJP socializing with a real estate broker, something you wouldn't even think of doing unless you were planning to leave your husband and move out on your own, right? [Star]
Peter Cook has filed charges against Christie Brinkley for refusing to hand over son Jack's passport so the two can go on a school trip to Egypt. [P6, OK!]
• Disgraced Lehman CEO Dick Fuld and his wife Kathy needed help using JetBlue's check-in kiosk in Palm Beach, poor things. [P6]
• Paris Hilton says she's not a slut because she's only had sex with "a couple of men," which, by that standard, means you're still a virgin. [The Sun]

• A memorial service for Jett Travolta has been scheduled for Thursday in Ocala, FL. [AH]
• Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had another baby yesterday. [People]
• Did Jeremy Piven make up that whole mercury illness story to cover up for the fact that he was fired from Speed the Plow? [E!]
• In the February issue of W, Brad Pitt says Angelina Jolie is not a homewrecker, and that they never had any kind of "dastardly affair" while he and Jennifer Aniston were still married. [P6]
• Josh Brolin called Times critic Ben Brantley a "motherfucker" and Russell Crow an "asshole" at the New York Film Critics Circle on Monday night. He admitted to drinking beforehand, so maybe can use that as an excuse. [P6, NYDN]
Chuck Schumer underwent surgery to repair a hernia last Friday. [P6]
Jennifer Connelly's husband, Paul Bettany, says Jennifer's dramatic weight loss is the result of too much stress and the loss of her father. Duly noted. [OK!]
• Rip Torn pleaded not guilty to two drunken driving charges in Connecticut court on Monday. [AP]
• Nicole Richie is reportedly in talks to appear in the season finale of Gossip Girl. [NYDN]
• Rihanna has agreed to wear a more modest outfit for a February concert in Malaysia so she conforms with a law requiring female performers to be covered from shoulders to knees. [MSNBC]
• Sumner Redstone and ex-wife Paula Fortunato both enjoyed telling people about their sex life back before they split, you'll be creeped out to hear. [P6]
• Michael Jackson has had six months to live for about 15 years now, but this time the National Enquirer says it's for real. [NE]