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Do you know who Whitney Casey is? She's an author, occasional TV presence, and a "relationship expert" for, but that's not the interesting part. It's what she had to say about Rocco DiSpirito on Howard Stern's satellite radio show that might make you run to the toilet. Casey says the unemployed chef provided her with the best sex she's ever had, and he has an absolutely "perfect" penis that resembles "a Viagra version of the statue of David." Your day is complete! [DBTH]