John Mayer Blabs to Press About His Love Life

Whiney song-boy John Mayer poured his heart out to a group of paparazzi in the street about why he dumped America's sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston. "I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right. I don't waste people's time," he rambled. "I don't do 'the taper.' I guarantee you [that] 20 percent of the people on this street right now who are in a relationship wish they could get out but they don't know how. And I'm going to be honest on the way in to my relationships and I'm going to be honest on the way out of my relationships." He explained that he just had to break up with the awesome Aniston-if he hadn't, you see, he would have had to cheat on the lady. It's just as simple and innocent as that!

"I just feel like spending a million dollars right now to put a mirror in every Us Weekly so that when you're reading about it, you go, 'Oh, that was me two years ago' or 'That was me a year ago,' he said.

"You're either a cheater or you breakup. And I'm not the first. I'm the second one. And that's it. There's no lying, there's no b-llshit, I just don't want to be followed around New York City like an animal." [Us]