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No man is an island, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun to own one. If you're itching to join the band of nouveau riche that put the silicon in the Valley, then have we got an event for you. "Upsizing: Breaking the Billion Dollar Benchmark" brings a sampling of CXOs who succeeded in the billion dream to Cabana in Palo Alto tonight at 6:00 pm. Social network your way to the top with the help of Mitchell Levy. His "Tips and Tricks for Online and Physical Networking" will help you make the most of your online presence. And finally the folks that bring you Web Analytics Wednesday are X-cited. Their monthly meeting will be tonight from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. at Azul Bar and Lounge, a mere 3 blocks from the X-Change Conference. How convenient. (Photo by ZeroOne)

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