Babeland, the upscale sex-toy shop that recently opened a branch in strident-mommy nabe Park Slope, is thriving, reports the Observer. Why is this a surprise? Everybody knows that marriage and babies kills sex! But—like the neighborhood's babies-in-bars infestation—the owners have had a bit of a problem with parents who insist on their God-given right to bring their kids everywhere:
"Despite the negative reaction about the changing table from Focus on the Family-types, Cavanah says people are bringing infants into the store, and their "Sexy Mama" workshop series has been well-received."