Billion-Dollar Bail-Bee

  • Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, spent the night in jail after a night of carousing with her semi-girlfriend Tila Tequila and with Kourtney Kardashian. Semel apparently got into a fight with a security guard from Pure in Caesar's Palace, because what is there to do, other than be ANGRY at the world and at an underpaid hotel staffer, when you're a billionaire's daughter, on vacation in Las Vegas, leaving a glitzy nightclub with your smoking hot lesbian girlfriend? [P6]
  • The Post writes, "Cher helped Bill Clinton celebrate his 62nd birthday Monday night in Las Vegas." No further details of this meeting or Cher's celebratory "help" are provided. [P6]
  • Scarlett Johansson says she wants to delay her wedding because of the election. Her twin brother, you'll recall, works for Barack Obama. Groom Ryan Reynolds, presumably, is buying it. [Daily Express]
  • Tori Spelling is definitely not doing the 90210 spinoff. She had been fighting with producers over getting paid less than Shannon Doherty, also from the original series. Spelling hopes "it turns out great." Which is either a lie or an indication her dad's estate is still getting royalties. [People]
  • The online game Escape From Rehab allows you, Amy Winehouse, to stab enemies with your crack pipe and syringe as you try and rescue your husband from jail. [Sun]
  • Actress Jennifer Garner confirmed she was pregnant, bringing relief to exasperated celebrity publications, who tended to use the word "finally" in their reporting. [Us]