Does any fameball author tell the truth ever anymore? Nope. Satanic Verses author Salman Rushdie's former driver/bodyguard wrote a tell-all memoir about his years doing special protection, On Her Majesty's Service. Already he's had to admit that some of the parts excerpted in the Daily Mail last Sunday were lies. "The authors have admitted that there were falsehoods in the original manuscript and have made amendments accordingly," Rushdie's lawyer told the Guardian. Whoops! So they're fixing the book and releasing it again.

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