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Were You Not Listening the First Time?

By Sheila, 11:27 AM on Thu Aug 21 2008, 2,127 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Hey! Remember a couple weeks ago, when I warned that anyone commenting "slow news day?" would be executed? (I'll handle the editorial direction of this website, thank you.) Well, not all of you were listening. That's unfortunate. Goodbye.

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