Yes, you read that headline correctly, and now you can experience the magic for yourselves. This comes to us via Videogum , and it appears (sniff ) to be some sort of portal into (whimper, voice crack ) Trump's brilliant, wealth-accumulating mind via your TV at 4 a.m. (sooooobbbbb ). After the jump, an equally insane clip about Trump's love of red meat—a point he's driven home before on The Apprentice , if we're not mistaken, in a lyrical metaphor for sexual preference that compared enjoying gay sex to eating spaghetti.