Lizzie's New Baby, Tom's New Image

Lizzie Grubman gave birth to another son yesterday. Little Jack arrived ahead of schedule, though, which must be wreaking havoc on Lizzie's weekend plans. [P6]
• Larry King lost "more than $1 million" to Bernie Madoff. And some sources say Madoff is now contending with some "serious" health issues. [P6]
• Tom Cruise is undergoing an image makeover so he can win back female fans. This will reportedly prohibit him from wearing sunglasses on the red carpet, getting grabby with Katie Holmes, or lecturing TV hosts on psychiatric medications. [Star]

Mariah Carey was furious about having to sit in the VIP section at the inauguration; she assumed she'd get to sit with Obama's family. [P6]
• Sumner Redstone and Paula Fortunato have finalized their divorce. [AP]
• One of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's former bodyguards says he's writing a "explosive" tell-all about the couple. [NE]
• Jen Aniston and John Mayer's on-again/off-again relationship is off again, apparently. [L&S]
Caroline Kennedy’s daughter, Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, allegedly gave Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson a tour around the Harvard campus on Wednesday. [Perez]
• If the Sex and the City sequel is really happening, then why hasn't anyone told Kristin Davis' on-screen husband, Evan Handler? [E!]
Gisele is now denying that she and Tom Brady are engaged. [BH via NYM]
• Britney Spears' new single, "If U Seek Amy," is the subject of protests by parenting groups. [NYT]
• Lily Allen might be dating musician Simon Franks. [The Sun]
• Joe Francis is creeping everyone out at Sundance by showing up places uninvited and wearing women's underthings. [NYDN]
Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss and SNL's Fred Armisen have gotten engaged. [E!]
• Kelly Osbourne checked into rehab on Wednesday. [Star]