We wish someone would make a movie about Valleywag. But which dapper young stars would we cast as our advertisers? This week's celebrity backers:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Register.com, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, T-Mobile, Unscrew America

Fancy a turn on our casting couch? Advertise on Valleywag.

The author of this post can be contacted at tips@gawker.com