Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You ArrestedThis sweet-looking 20-year-old lady was handcuffed and arrested over two overdue library books in Wisconsin. We know you're wondering which books they were: "Janet Fitch's best-seller White Oleander (a 1999 Oprah Book Club selection) and Angels & Demons, author Dan Brown's precursor to The Da Vinci Code." Check out the incident report, via Smoking Gun:

Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You Arrested It also notes that her handcuffs were checked for "proper fit and tightness." It's a minor thing, but us criminals appreciate the details—it's something my own arresting officer never bothered to do. Those things chafe after four-plus hours, believe you me.