Help This Bisexual Woman Find the New York Times-Reading, Not Overweight, Sceney Lady of Her DreamsHey lesbos and bi-curious ladytypes! We have got the perfect girl for you. She fancies herself the bisexual Carrie Bradshaw! You see, she's short but head-turning, she goes to fancy parties, and she hates fat people! (And Latinos and people with children.) We're not exactly sure why she's chosen to look for a woman at this point rather than a fella, but she sent us an email of a post that she put up on internet carnival Craigslist so we've decided to help her out. It's hideous! You should totally read it after the jump. Good luck ladies! Help This Bisexual Woman Find the New York Times-Reading, Not Overweight, Sceney Lady of Her DreamsS