Pinch's New Squeeze

Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr. has a girlfriend. Except it's not Caroline Kennedy as some have suggested. Sulzberger, who separated from his wife in March, is dating a "vivacious" lady named Helen Ward, who he met in Peru a year ago and who is separated from her husband, too. [P6]
• Jeremy Piven brought his cocktail waitress girlfriend to the SAG Awards on Sunday night, but the poor thing didn't even get to sit with him during the ceremony. [NYDN]
• Michael Lohan is asking fans of his daughter to help him free Lindsay of Samantha Ronson's "bondage." [NYDN]

• Kick Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s daughter, is interning at Jann Wenner's Rolling Stone. [P6]
Jon Bon Jovi is being sued by a former employee of his arena football team for unpaid wages. [TMZ]
• Nick Cannon is planning to direct Mariah Carey's next music video. [OK!]
• Guy Ritchie's dad says his son is "better off" without Madonna in his life, and that the "worst thing would be if they reconciled." [IT]
• Mickey Rourke is pulling out of a planned appearance at WrestleMania. [TMZ]
• Matt Damon says he didn't go to the Obama inauguration because he refused to pay $25,000 for a ticket. [GS]
• John Cleese dumped his 45-year-old girlfriend for lying about her age. [DM]
• Jennifer Aniston reportedly turned down £2.85 million to pose for Playboy. [DS]
• Kelly Rowland has fired Matthew Knowles (Beyonce's dad) as her manager. [Star]
Dick Parsons took the Amtrak to DC yesterday, you'll be happy to hear. [P6]
• Gwyneth Paltrow's personal trainer (and partner in her forthcoming gym) has quite the shady past. [Jewssip]
• Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter stuntman was injured yesterday. [DM]
• Patrick Swayze has reportedly stopped receiving treatment for his cancer, according to the Enquirer. [Insider]