MTV's Real World has begun filming in Red Hook, unfortunately, and so we had already steeled ourselves for tips like these: "Sitting next to guy and girl having lunch at Mizu, and girl is telling the man about how the Real World guys tried to get her to come home with them to deflower the Mormon..."

"Gave her the number to the house, apparently its a Kentucky area code? She is kind of into it. She is prob about 28-30, vaguely normal and not at all slutty. Guess they have one goal, and that is to get ANYONE to lay the Mormon."

Oh, they must mean Chet, the engaged dude from Salt Lake City. So what was the phone number again?

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