Martha's Coping Technique, Kanye's 'Shoekeeper'

Martha Stewart is so distraught over the death of her chow chow and her break-up with Charles Simonyi that she's been adopting cats left and right (and throwing them parties, too). Or at least that's what the National Enquirer says. [NE]
• Brooke Shields says the Lipstick Jungle stage manager who stole props from the set swiped cash from her wallet, too. [NYDN]
• Amy Winehouse's house in London was robbed yesterday. [People, The Sun]
Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons have finalized their divorce. Good thing, too, since she's pregnant with Djimon Hounsou's baby. [Us]
Kanye West employs a resident "shoekeeper" to keep track of his 450 pairs of shoes, which is what you'd do, too, if you were Kanye West. [The Sun]

• George Clooney's latest girlfriend has been a contestant on at least four different TV game shows. At least she has a back up plan, right? [Extra]
• Heath Ledger's life insurance company has agreed to pay out his $10 million policy. [NYP]
• John Mayer had dinner with a "cute blonde" who was not Jen Aniston. [Star]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant with her third child. [People]
• Madonna and her kids are a step closer to moving to the States. [The Sun]
• Guy Ritchie was spotted partying with two girls and Jude Law at Soho House on Wednesday night. [NYDN]
• Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are not getting married any time soon. [OK!]
• MTV's House of Style might be coming back with Bar Refaeli and Chanel Iman as hosts. [P6]
• Patrick Swayze's rep says he hasn't stopped receiving treatment after all. [People]
• Usher supposedly won't let his wife Tameka join the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast because he thinks it'll be "bad for their image." [OK! via NYDN]
Diane Keaton has been offered $2 million to write a memoir. [Crain's]