Kate's New Career Goal, Michael Phelps Apologizes

• Kate Moss has been telling friends that she wants to branch out into acting so she can become a "Hollywood star," and that she's already lined up an agent in New York. [Showbiz Spy]
• Michael Phelps has issued an apology after photos appeared this weekend in the News of the World showing him smoking weed. [NYP, NOTW]
• Bernie Madoff's grandkids are considering changing their last names. [P6]
John Thain was hardly the first or the last: Clive Davis, Martin Bandier, and Rolf Schmidt-Holtz have all spent obscene amounts in recent years to redecorate their offices, too. [R&M]
• Despite the fact her magazine is losing millions and has laid off dozens, Portfolio's Joanne Lipman insisted on flying first class to Davos. [P6]

• Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez's divorce has been finalized by a Miami judge. [NYP]
• Amy Winehouse has handed control of her finances over to her parents. [Mirror]
• Guy Ritchie and Madonna were photographed together this weekend after attending a Kabbalah service with their kids, which apparently means things are now "very amicable" and Guy is "reconsidering the split." [DS]
• Britney Spears has taken out a restraining order against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib, and says she'll cancel her tour if she can't bring her kids. [NYDN, TMZ]
• Ally Hilfiger was spotted vomiting in the stairwell at photographer Russell James' party last Wednesday. [P6]
• Lisa Loeb got married over the weekend. [People]
• Could Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy be getting back together? [DE]
• Five Brit tabloids have issued published apologies to Heather Mills in recent months for running inaccurate stories about her. [P6]
• The cast of Gossip Girl walked out on a $500 tab at an Eighth Avenue bar. [P6]
DMX was sentenced to 90 days of jail for theft, drug possession and animal cruelty. [NYT]
• David Beckham is leaving the LA Galaxy to join AC Milan, but only because he got permission from Victoria. [Mirror]