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"No, it's Diderot. I just realized a few months ago that I'm a huge cliche or something. I was talking to this girl and she said, what, are you going to pull out a pack of Gauloises now? And that was actually exactly what I was doing at the moment. I didn't realize she was making fun of me at the time. I just thought, 'Yeah, they're fucking good cigarettes.' What can I say, I'm misplaced in history."* *A dapper young gentleman in a corduroy jacket outside a reading of Megan Hustad's new book 'How To Be Useful,' being useful inasmuch as he gave me a light. I don't know anything else about him except that he was born in the eighties.