"Ask me about our affordable day care plans!"For those stressed out at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colo. this week, the Google "Retreat" offered a refreshing smoothie and a free, ten-minute massage. Because nothing says "Stick it to the man!" like a rubdown from your friendly search-engine overlords. Think you're funny? Best caption submitted in the comments will get ranked first as the headline. Yesterday's winner was auntanna for "Mark is all smiles until Dave explains the 'vomitorium.'" (Photo by Steve Rhodes)