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    Rollin' with the Holmesies

    Gay Pride Came Early This Year

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    "Did I Enjoy the Olympic Village? Let's Just Say I Float When I Butterfly, But It Stings When I Pee."

    [Moderately successful Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps on CBS' The Early Show this morning; image via WENN]

    SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, "Medically Speaking, I Shouldn't Use My Crotch For Six Weeks. That's What the Olympic Village Doctor Told Me On My Last Day There."


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