• By Hamilton Nolan
    Aug 28, 2008 11:43 AM 736
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    Star Shamelessly Hyping Its Reporter's Fling with Jon Gosselin
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    Press Release Subject Line Of The Day

    "Actor/entertainer Ben Vereen announces his bout with serious illness, also available to discuss upcoming movies."


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