God. This morning, who fucking cares who John McCain picks as his loser running mate? It won't be vapid asshole Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, or, apparently, "Kittens" Romney. Now the "pundits" say it might be adorable Alaska Governor Sarah Palin! Or Lieberman still? Whatever. There's going to be an exciting rally in Dayton, Ohio today, with McCain and this mystery date. We predict that all the pundits are wrong and his running mate will be Vicki Iseman. [WSJ]

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