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• It's still unclear what set off Chris Brown and Rihanna's fight on Sunday night (and both have been tucked away in hiding since it occurred). Could it have had something to do with Leona Lewis? Paris Hilton? Was a sexually transmitted disease involved? One person Brown might want to consider explaining himself to is Jay-Z, who reportedly "hit the roof" when he found out about the attack and is now telling friends that Chris is a "walking dead man." [Star, OK!, Gawker, NYP]
• Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love have been secretly dating for the past three weeks. Sounds like a perfect match. [Telegraph]
• Prince Harry is in trouble for making racially-insensitive comments. [Sun]

• Apparently A-Rod's steroid mess has sent him back into the arms of his ex-wife Cynthia. Or at least that's what the Daily News says. [NYDN]
• Jose Canseco, on the other hand, is hoping the A-Rod controversy will help him land a new reality show. [P6]
• A Fox News producer has been busted for kiddie porn. [TSG]
• Sharon Stone was supposedly "all over" Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel at the BAFTAs. [NYDN]
Jimmy Fallon doesn't like getting called a douchebag, just so you know. [P6]
• PETA is planning to protest Giorgio Armani during Fashion Week. [NYDN]
• Prosecutors are asking a judge rescind Joe Francis' bail and keep him locked up until his trial. [E!]
Andy Serwer helped Hugh Dancy prepare for his role as an editor in Confessions of a Shopaholic. [P6]
• Madonna and Demi Moore are hosting a party at Guy Oseary's house for the Oscars. You're not invited. [E!]
• Has Maria Sharapova been skipping tennis practice because she wants to spend more time with her new boyfriend? Do we care? [DE]
• Salma Hayek breastfed a random baby during a humanitarian visit to a hospital in Sierra Leone. [TS]