• Marc Jacobs is god, Amy Sacco is forgotten, Tucker Max is Tucker Max.
• Famous people—they have opinions! Sometimes even when they're only microfamous! Also they don't need flacks anymore.
• Kids: fucking cute.
• On TV this week: Obama is a terrorist. Also Rich people. We are so post-all of that. Except for Gossip Girl.
• Plus MSNBC! They've been so much fun this week, with their fighting and carrying on and Rachel Maddow.
• Anna Wintour's still got it!
• Do you have coke? Good news: you will get laid!
• Correction: Steve Jobs is not dead, yet.
• Holiday weekend! Your weekend editor Ian will be stopping in for half-days tomorrow and Sunday, and we go dark on Monday, to celebrate the gains made by workers so many years ago that have been steadily pissed away by succeeding generations.

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