· Defamer Decides 2008 followed the DNC travails of Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Steven Spielberg, and poker-playing Ben Affleck.
· Jon Cryer, though? Not so much. He'll get back to us about that.
· Viggo Mortensen and Kate Winslet were the prom king and queen of early Oscar hype.
· Our 90210 anticipation runneth over. And over. And over.
· Molls paid a visit to Sunset Junction. So did Kirsten and Justin.
· Just so it's clear, Tom Cruise is not on the hook for Valkyrie's injured Nazi extras.
· Fitness goddess Jane Fonda saved us from the leotarded specter of Heidi Montag.
· To which the bank-bound, White House-minded Heidi naturally replied, "Who's Jane Fonda?"
· Steve Coogan and Rainn Wilson dared to voyage to the bottom of the summer box-office.
· American Idol added a fourth judge to break those occasional ties that occur when Paula falls asleep.
· Nikki Finke said MGM's for sale. Sharon Waxman denied it. It's on!
· Righteous Kill was a minimum of five poster tweaks away from us even thinking about watching it.
· Webphobe Aaron Sorkin momentously joined Facebook.
· Smackenzie Phillips and Andy Dick found dignity behind bars.
· And finally, Don Draper's feed followers have almost doubled in the four days since Mad Men TwitterGate. We're just saying.

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