• It's not that Kevin Spacey wanted to pull down his friend's boxer shorts so much as that Croatian nightclub tradition basically required him to do so. [LA Rag Mag]
• Anti-Scientology group Anonymous plans to picket the Oct. 16 opening of Katie Holmes's Broadway Debut, All My Sons. [Scoop]
• Lindsay Lohan skipped the wake of her grandfather on her crazy dad's side to do some shopping. [Sun]
• Helen Mirren quit cocaine once she had a good reason to, and not a second before. [Guardian]
• Drunk John Mayer told an audience, "I had a conversation recently, and a lot of tears were exchanged." Then the Jennifer Aniston ex went to a club with a blonde cocktail waitress. [People]
• Hugh Grant has been squiring a new fashion designer girlfriend around the Hamptons. [OK!]
• Madonna's roadies don't like staying in seedy hotels and flying coach. Now they know how her brother felt! (Entitled.) [Fametastic]

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