To all you naysayers out there who always insisted that David Spade would never find a nice girl, settle down, and fall right into life as a loving new dad, time to start eating some crow: Spade has accidentally impregnated a Playboy Playmate. So there!
David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week in Missouri to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
"David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement," Spade's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, tells PEOPLE.If you actually stopped to run the numbers, this was bound to have happened eventually. We're relieved, then, that when it finally did, Spade decided to step up to the plate, and didn't try to worm his way out with one of those, "Well, that's impossible. We used protection...The rhythm method is protection... Well does she look like me? What does 'exactly' mean, exactly? Just tell me this: Is there any chance she might be half black? You know what—I'm going to forward you to my manager, and you tell him what you want and we'll work something out. Look, I'm sorry, I'm really needed back on the Rules set right now. Love you miss you bye bye K? Bye byeeee...*click*" That would have just been petty.
- David Spade Becomes a Dad [People]