The Oscars: Winners, Losers, and Awkward Moments

• Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer made their first awards show appearance together at last night's Oscars, sitting just 12 seats away from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, although they managed to avoid a run-in by skipping the red carpet and showing up at different pre-show parties over the weekend. [People, NYDN]
Uma Thurman, Darren Aronofsky, Rachel Weisz, Natalie Portman, and Daniel Craig all skipped out of the show early to head over to the Vanity Fair bash, where Graydon Carter invited Chesley Sullenberger and his wife Lori as surprise guests. [LAT, P6]
• Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise had an awkward encounter at CAA head Bryan Lourd's house party on Friday night, while Oprah and Gayle King held court at Barry Diller and Diane von Furstenberg's pre-Oscars bash, and everyone "partied like it was 1999" at Harvey Weinstein's gathering. [P6, P6, Fox 411]
• At the Spirit Awards on Saturday, Mickey Rourke "playfully mauled" Rachel Weisz and "made a grab" at Jessica Alba's chest. [People, NYDN]
• A full list of Oscar winners, in case you missed the action last night. [People]

• Angelina and Brad snubbed Ryan Seacrest by not stopping to chat on the red carpet, even though they did find time to talk with Tim Gunn. [NYDN]
Slumdog Millionaire stars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto denied rumors that they're dating. [People]
• Paris Hilton may never win an Oscar, but she did pick up three Razzies on Saturday night. [NYP]
• Chris Brown reportedly called Rihanna on her birthday Friday and also sent her a diamond bracelet and an iPod Touch in an effort to "get back into her good graces." [NYDN]
• Rachel Zoe has been losing clients like Debra Messing and Cameron Diaz because she's spending more time working on her TV show than styling. [P6]
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are expecting their second baby. [NYDN]
• Is Oprah putting Michelle Obama on the cover of O? [Liz Smith]
Ann Coulter told Joy Behar on Larry King Live that she's never dated a liberal, even though she most certainly has. [P6]
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony threw their twins a birthday party this weekend. [People]
• Michael Jackson is in talks to launch a comeback tour. [NYDN]
• Amy Winehouse's latest offense: She's accused of breaking up a lesbian couple on vacation in St. Lucia. [Mirror]
• Tori Spelling screamed "Don't you know who I am?" to a security guard outside the Christian Siriano show last week. [NYP]
Poor Kim Zolciak of Real Housewives of Atlanta has lost control of her website for failing to pay her bills. [Gawker]
Regis Philbin turned down an offer to appear on Jimmy Fallon's new late-night show because he didn't want to upset David Letterman. [P6]