• Lindsay Lohan is "not going the [New York] magazine road again," the star's rep reportedly told Playboy, by way of rejecting a $700,000 offer to be photographed topless. Because what's the fun in getting paid for it? [Post]
• Anna Wintour tried to indulge her crush on Roger Federer by heading to one of his tennis matches at 3 p.m. on Thursday — but ended up having to run back to the office within an hour. The end of summer can be so depressing. [Observer]
• Alec Baldwin told In Touch he contemplated suicide after the release of the voice mail in which he called his then-11-year-old daughter a "thoughtless little pig." [Showbiz Spy]
• Republicans don't like tell-all books about the seedy underbelly of political fundraising being hawked in the city where they're trying to do a lot of political fundraising. [R&M]

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