We've made you a pictorial of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's hometown, complete with funny captions (and with help from National Geographic's guide.) First stop on the tour: Palin's church. Some people hate going to church because it's somber and boring—but not this church! You can sing, dance, thump your chest, and make a joyful noise to incredibly dorky music. You don't have to "dress up," either. Click through for dogs, bears, glaciers, and the local resort.

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• Wasilla features some of Alaska's most beautiful scenery. [Photo from National Geographic.]
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• Here is the local resort!
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• Inside the Mat-Su resort.
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• You can ride the river.
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• Or just fish!
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• A little-known fact about black bears: they enjoy riding around in the pickup of your 4X4, like dogs.
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• There are stunning glaciers nearby. Soon, they will all melt and all the wildlife will die.
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• In the meantime, here's Libby, one of the official dog-bloggers of the Iditarod dogsled race.
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• This is an eagle. They have them in Alaska. Not-coincidentally, the eagle is our national bird, and also a symbol of the War on Terror.

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