The answering machine at the Water Mill home of billionaire Steve Schwarzman and his wife Christine.

A few previous voicemails: Alex McCord, LuAnn de Lesseps, Mort Zuckerman, Lucy Sykes and Euan Rellie, Wes Anderson, Charlotte Ronson, Dan Loeb, Michael Moore, Shoshanna Gruss, Regis Philbin, Jim Cramer, George Whipple, Tom Colicchio, Cynthia Nixon, Jonathan Tisch, Nathan Lane, Victoria Gotti, John Leguizamo, Carl Icahn, Dylan Lauren, Andre Balazs, Atoosa Rubenstein, Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler, Lewis Black, Katie Couric, Tinsley Mortimer. For a complete list, see here.