At last, an answer to the age old question: What does a spectacularly surgically-enhanced, platinum blonde, post-op, forty-something tranny smell like? Steamed rice, mandarins, bergamot, orange flowers, strawberry, and cucumber, with just a dash of Cristal. Yes, Amanda Lepore the Fragrance has arrived, and can be yours for just $950. Naturally, it comes in a sparkly disco ball-shaped bottle, and even better, it's fermented, so will linger on and on. Yum!