"God is invading Alaska." Master's Commission: Wasilla, Alaska is a teen religious program that starts this week, sponsored by the Wasilla Assembly of God, the local church to which vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin used to belong. This movie-trailer-style promo clip for Master's Commission is impressive both for its Dolby-rumble production quality and its deadpan imitation of the late Don LaFontaine. Obamatarded atheists will cringe at its God-is-coming theme, but the Mat-Su Valley and Silicon Valley aren't so different: They're both filled with young people convinced they can change the world through the power of their superior ideas. Where's the end-times promo clip for Google Chrome?

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