The Big Bad Wolff Strikes Again

• It was clear that Michael Wolff was a bad husband and a bad boss. But now it looks like he's a lousy son, too. Wolff is being sued by his poor 85-year-old mother-in-law for trying to evict her from her one-bedroom apartment so he could sell it and collect a profit. [P6]
• Chris Brown appeared in court yesterday and was charged with assault and making criminal threats. He faces four years in state prison if convicted. [NYP, Us]
Marc Anthony touched the leg of a woman other than JLo, which means he was either "flirting with danger" or just being nice to a "longtime friend." [Star]
• Just another typical Friday: Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault for punching a fan last year. [Reuters]

• Lucy Liu has many talents! Like painting! Her portrait of two people kissing, which she did under the pseudonym Yu Ling, is now on sale for $28,000. [P6]
• Robin Williams is undergoing open heart surgery for an aortic valve replacement. [MSNBC]
• Michelle Obama will appear in the April issue of O. How exciting. [CST]
• Kirsten Dunst is expected to testify against the man accused of stealing her $13,000 Balenciaga purse when his trial begins in May. [NYDN]
• Brad Pitt met with Nancy Pelosi to talk about activism yesterday. And, yes, at least one reporter referred to them as "Brancy." [WP, E!]
Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, and Michael Richards will all be on Curb Your Enthusiasm next season. [EW]
• Lindsay Lohan supposedly wants to record cover versions of a bunch of Britney Spears songs, although nobody's really sure why. [NYDN]
• MTV producer Liz Gateley says this season really will be Lauren Conrad's last on The Hills. [E!]
• Vince Vaughn is engaged to a 29-year-old Canadian real-estate agent. We'll see you back here in 6 months when they split up. [Us]
• Bruce Willis has filed a countersuit against the film company that sued him for walking off a movie set last fall. [E!]
Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted getting into a limo with Christiane Amanpour after dinner at Sweetiepie. [P6]
• Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got in a screaming match outside an LA club. [P6]