Leno Fails To Probe Michael Phelps On Ass Issue Human fish made of gold Michael "Maikeer Feierpusi " Phelps took his webbed hands and goofy demeanor on Jay Leno's talk show last night. And gave Jay his best ratings in three months ! They discussed the usual trite shit, while NBC raked in even more money from this young swimming freak. What they didn't talk about (Tivo confirms): Michael Phelps' recently documented proclivity for aggressive stripper ass-grabbing . Jay, you're leaving so many more viewers on the table here. [Pics at Radar ]