Kimora's Secret Wedding, Eliot Spitzer's Kinky Side

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou are married. Sort of. The couple reportedly traveled to Africa last summer to tie the knot in a secret ceremony, but the marriage isn't valid in the US since Kimora was still married to Russell Simmons at the time. But Djimon went shopping for an engagement ring last week, so they'll sort it all out soon enough. [NYDN]
• An escort who claims she serviced Eliot Spitzer has lots of details to share about the encounter, if you're feeling brave this morning. Among other things, she claims he liked to choke her during sex. [R&M]
Jeffrey Toobin doesn't believe that he's the father of Casey Greenfield's baby, although she's asking for a paternity test to know for sure. [R&M]
• Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split up. Again. [People]

• Chris Brown is hoping to have the felonies he's been charged with reduced to misdemeanors since he claims that Rihanna hit him first. [TMZ]
Martha Stewart's puppy died in a fire at her breeder's kennel. [Gawker]
• Madonna may be planning to move into a $38 million townhouse on the Upper East Side because she thinks her current apartment on Central Park West is "beneath her." [R&M]
• Tatiana Boncompagni has another feud on her hands: She's accusing Jill Kargman of stealing her idea for a book about hedge fund wives. [NYP]
Alex Rodriguez has been hitting up Victoria's Secret for the past few months and has been buying five or six $1,000 gift cards at a time. [P6]
• Coolio was arrested for possession of crack cocaine at LAX on Friday. [OK!]
• Amy Winehouse won't be allowed to enter the US for a performance in California next month because of "legal issues" over her alleged assault in London. [People]
Michelle Williams is supposedly thinking about moving to France to avoid the paparazzi who constantly follow her around Brooklyn. [DS]
• Freida Pinto has signed on as the new face of Estée Lauder. [Sun]
• Charles Barkley reported to jail this weekend to serve a three-day sentence for drunk driving. [NYP]
• Poor Pixie Geldof got turned down from art school in London. [DM]
• M.I.A. says she did not name her baby Ickitt, in case you were concerned. [Us]
• Photographer Patrick McMullan says he wasn't allowed to shoot the Vanity Fair Oscar party this year because Wireimage paid for the exclusive rights instead. [P6]
• Ashlee Simpson might be starring in the new Melrose Place remake. [OK!]
• Mischa Barton says her parents are "confused" about what she does for a living. We are, too. [Showbiz Spy]