I thought Ashton Kutcher at TechCrunch50 was just some elaborate year-long Punk'd episode. Ooma? Blah Blah Girls? But it turns out it's actually just Michael Arrington's publicity bait! Well today's featured commenter, Rachel Marsden, shares with us a glimpse of her ass-kicking notoriety:
Wait, wait - this ASSton Kutcher was in the same room as Mikhail Arroganton?! Simultaneously?! Damn, my fist would be so conflicted.
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