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    Sep 11, 2008 11:33 AM 1,848
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    ["Project Runway" judge Nina Garcia at the Vera Wang show this morning; image via Getty]

    belltolls's new line beats the original, "Just This Morning A Small Child Played Me Like a Xylophone."


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