Happy Birthday

Jamie Dimon (left) is the CEO of JPMorgan. Byrdie Bell (right) goes to a lot of parties. What do the two have in common? Absolutely nothing, except they're both celebrating birthdays today: Dimon is 53; Bell is turning 24. William H. Macy turns 59 today. Kathy Hilton, the woman who brought Paris Hilton into this world, is 50. Emile Hirsch is 24. Mets pitcher Johan Santana is turning 30. Political commentator Charles Krauthammer is 59. Mediabistro founder Laurel Touby is turning 46. Common is 37. Danny Masterson is 33. Dana Delany is 53. And Neil Sedaka is turning 70. Weekend birthdays after the jump!

On Saturday: Restaurateur Danny Meyer (51); Billy Crystal (61); Prince Albert of Monaco (51); Quincy Jones (76); Ben & Jerry's co-founder Jerry Greenfield (58); radio personality Rick Dees (59); designer Adam Farmerie (37); actress Elise Neal (43); and Chris Klein (30).

On Sunday: Steve Newhouse (52); Bret Michaels (46); Euan Rellie (41); TV agent Richard Leibner (70); Mark Green (64); will.i.am (34); Eva Longoria (34); Kim Raver (40); Ruth Bader Ginsburg (76); Mark McGrath (41); Times reporter Jennifer 8. Lee (33); Sly Stone (66); and televangelist Jimmy Swaggart (74).